Toss a Dew to your Neckbeard

by Rachael Hurwitz

supported by
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

about

Fedorable theme song parody of "Toss a Coin to your Witcher"

lyrics

When a humble beard
Graced a game along
With Gentle of Sirs
Along came this song
When the Senpai fought
A busty she-devil
Her army of thots
At their phones did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my trilby
And hate my selfies
While the Stacy’s horns
Minced our fried tendies
So cried the Neckbeard
No honey mussy?
Toss a nude to your Neckbeard
Oh, valley of hentai
Oh, valley of hentai, oh
Toss a Dew to your Neckbeard
Oh, valley of tendies
At the edge of Japan
Fight the gang of whores
That laughs at, and hates you
And at which you scorn, oh
He mocks every Chad
Knowing they’re just sad
Flexing their muscles
Not needing their brains
He will try his best
To get pics of your chest
He's a friend of m’lady
Whose waifu’s the best
That's my epic tale
Our white knight prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale
Toss a nude to your Neckbeard
Oh, valley of henati
Oh, valley of hentai, oh
Toss a nude to your Neckbeard
A friend of m’lady
Toss a Dew to your Neckbeard
Oh, valley of tendies
Oh, valley of tendies
Toss a Dew to your Neckbeard
A friend of m’lady
Toss a Nude to your Neckbeard
Oh, valley of hentai
Oh, valley of hentai
Toss a nude to your Neckbeard
A friend of m’lady

credits

released April 7, 2020
Lyrics by instagram @neckbeardfancy and Caitlin Marceau

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Rachael Hurwitz Carrboro, North Carolina

Rachael is a folk singer/songwriter based in Carrboro, North Carolina. She is the lead singer of Honey Magpie.

contact / help

Contact Rachael Hurwitz

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Rachael Hurwitz, you may also like: